so. i'm still at work. about to leave, so i thought i'd leave with a bang.
a friend sent me this at work today:
http://www.absolution-online.com/confessional/
and.. well, first, disclaimer: This blog respects all humans, regardless of race, religion, sex, sexual orientation, marital status, intelligence, appearance, eating habits, and hybrid car ownership status. It may have a problem with people who honestly think the Big 10 is better than the SEC. But that's it.
so anyway, i have to admit i had a really fun break at work with this link (could be testament to how much fun i was already having.. debatable). i honestly thought it was a joke at first, but it ended up being a really fun game. The first time, i confessed 2 A-level ("Most extreme and serious with no mitigating circumstances") sins, and it said i had to fast for NINE days. i think i would commit a lot of sins trying to fast for 9 days.
7 deadly sins to the A-th power will get you 656 hail marys and 20 our fathers and 13 days of no eating! AND just 1 "I'd rather watch tv than go to church" will get you 5 days of no eating, which led me to believe that catholicism might make a serious comeback as a fad diet.
My goal over the course of busy season is to try it once every day to figure out what egregious tv-watching/gluttonous/sorcery combination will yield the most hail marys.
of course, 2 friends sent me this today:
http://sports.espn.go.com/espn/eticket/story?page=southernfootball&lpos=spotlight&lid=tab1pos1
which i haven't read yet but which looks really good, and i'm mainly just putting it here for selfish reasons so i remember to read it later. hm, selfish reasoning. that probably cost me at least 2 days of eating.
oh, and no, i do not get paid enough. unfortunately, i do not see "Gradually reducing college-educated employees' pay to minimum wage while making them work with monkeys until they themselves turn into monkeys" in any of the sin categories.
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