the horse on the farm goes

3 things that would immediately, instantly make America a better, more prosperous nation:

1. everybody watches the daily show.
2. everybody gets to wear track pants all the time. Every day, all day. Comfy.
3. everybody stops being stupid and lame

OK, maybe if #3 happened, #1 would no longer be necessary.

I just don't get it. Someone needs to help me understand. Listen. (like you did to Vonnegut?!) I just had one of the worst travel experiences everrrr. But really what I am most upset about is that when I was driving home from the airport tonight (without my luggage), some guy on NPR says something to the effect of: Well, yes, [Palin] was a great political choice for McCain. Whether she's fit for governance is perhaps still questionable.

So we're admitting it, then? Politics has nothing to do with actually governing the nation. OK, cool. Just as long as we're admitting it. Follow-up question: are we aware of it?

What does ignorance mean to you? AGNE? My god, that's my new all-time favorite acronym. And no, I'm not telling you what it means. I can think of exactly … 5 people I might tell if they ask. Hope you make the cut.

oh, and I'M SO SICK OF HEARING ABOUT SARAH PALIN. Good, bad, I don't really care. she is getting more attention than a parisbritneymileysurrey cesspool would. She's kind of like my smoke detector. I walk into the room, unassuming, after a long, bad day of flying, and I can't make the noise go away. And I think she whinnies. Like a horse.