there. i've been meaning to post that for the last ... wow - 3 months. jesus christ. wtf have i been doing?
anyway, don't read my last post. for those of you who don't speak british, it's garbage, and no one should read it. i know this might make some of you try, but i dare you to do it. you won't make it very far.
i only have one comment for tonight... why do toothpaste tubes say,
FOR BEST RESULTS, SQUEEZE TUBE FROM THE BOTTOM AND FLATTEN AS YOU GO UP.
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and yes, it's in red font AND in caps AND in sans serif (maybe it's just Crest).
Aside from the obvious (what best results are we talking about here?), why is there an article of speech to clarify "bottom" but not "tube"? And why bring ME into it by using the phrase "as you go up"? I feel like i'm being ordered around. Why not "to the top"?
Hey. Don't act like your mind doesn't wander when you're brushing your teeth, too.
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boy that LAST post was total trash. Thank the LORD for this breath of fresh literary air.
Yes, but ... see, the LAST post was too unfocused. THIS post is v. focused ... on toothpaste tubes and on finding ways to make myself look idiotic. So, there.
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