as you wish

short wish list:

1. world peace
2. a car that never needs servicing, has a battery that never dies, does not need to be insured, is self-cleaning (... ovens can do it!), and that cools down black leather steering wheels on hot days
3. for dubya never to say another thing about what he’s going to do and why without knowing how the hell he’s going to do it
4. to always get my first serve in
5. on the subject of tennis, to become betrothed to andy roddick (he’s the only one I will deviate from my previous list for)
6. for people not to care about what drunk people say, even if he/she happens to be famous. we all say stupid shit. well, maybe mel said some really stupid shit, but i'm just already sick of hearing about it. jesus christ. yeah, i bet he said stupid shit too... come to think of it, isn't he responsible for starting all of this?
   
7. to travel to every continent, and to Colorado, before 30
8. to win publisher’s clearing house (seems more fun than the lottery.. plus I get to meet ed mcmahon or something, right?)