laura's word vomit: you're not fat. just the wrong species.

10.06.2006

you're not fat. just the wrong species.

look what I found on msnbc pictures of the week... the LITTLE one is 270 lbs! i don't know why it amazes me so, but it did enough for me to want to share it. now we all know that if an elephant wants to cut in line, not to mess with it.

1 comment:

Anonymous said...: I still feel fat. Thanks for reminding me.; 12:19 PM

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