funny quote from the Colbert Report tonight, as I realize that my day is sandwiched between two completely different ways of broadcasting the news - GMA: morning news show hosted by old women and wholesome, married-with-ultra-cute-kids-who- may-sometimes-make-guest-appearances-on-the-show- to-up-the-awwww-factor men, and the Daily Show & Colbert Report: late-night news spoofs hosted by politically biased middle-aged men whom i admire unabashedly. Squeeze in a bit of work, e-mailing, eating, tennis, and reluctant ironing in between, and you've got my weekday life.
Anyway, quote by Colbert was something like,
"the New York Times had an article titled, 'Time Out: Spanking Teaches Kids Violence is OK.' Ummm, how about, preemptive attacks on other countries teaches kids that violence is OK???"
Here is my disclaimer for paraphrasing. woot. in addition, here lies my disclaimer that I am also, like my admirees, totally, completely, 110% unbiased in all of my opinions. You know, because they are my opinions. And because all opinions are, de facto, at least 100.4% unbiased.
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